HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE “SLOS”?
Slos rhymes with Boss.
IS THERE A PRIZE FOR WINNING?
Maybe. Probably. Almost certainly there will be something for the person who travels the farthest to run with us. Seems like there should be an award for “best outfit.” Perhaps a “slowest finisher” award. No promises on anything.
IS THERE A CUTOFF TIME?
Absolutely not. You can run all night if you want.
IS THERE A MANDATORY GEAR LIST?
You should probably wear shoes, but I understand some people swear by barefoot running.
DO I HAVE TO SIGN UP?
Yes. Space is limited! If we hit a certain number of people we need a permit (which we aren’t going to get). So please sign up here so we know how many people are showing up.
DO YOU HAVE TO RUN ALL FIVE LAPS?
No. You don’t have to do anything. Why are you even thinking about doing this “race”? You can join for five, one, none, or ten for all we care.
IS THIS A COMMERCIAL EVENT?
No. This event is pure masochism—we will derive absolutely zero financial benefit.
WILL THERE BE MERCH?
Maybe. Depends on how many people sign up and if there is interest.
WILL THERE BE TREATS?
Water, snacks, post-race beers, & vibes will be provided. With that said, donations of matériel are appreciated.